@Princess_Lilly he was the director of the thing you love so much, you think he is simultaneously the most beautiful artist AND scumbag. Sucks to be you
They are milking the classics dry. You won't see gamecube and wii games on switch nso, they will save those for switch 2 so they still don't have to compete with Sony, Microsoft and PC's.
Good riddance, you don't like the deal you don't take it and end it there. But instead you go on a rant about nurses in a completely different country and then try and start a boycott? Ungrateful. You weren’t Bayonetta, the entire team created het and you just said what they told you to in your usual talking voice.
The 1st game is so simple it's not worth playing but the 2nd game I'd really cool. I'm playing on xbox and performance is perfect, not sure about the switch
How do you comment on the color of someone's underwear unless they're walking around the office with the undies hanging out? When fans sexualise video game characters and talk about their waifus why aren't they being accused of sexual harassment? This story seems bogus
Alright you don't have to redo the dungeons on casual if you die from the platforming. I only really died from the jumps and ended up quitting because I was sick of redoing the dungeons.
@Dm9982 I'm a guitar teacher, if I'm hired to write an advert jingle it's not art. The supreme court classifies games as an art form for legal reasons. The word is meaningless if you use it that way.
@Dm9982 it's our game because we bought it. Games aren't art, they are mass produced products designed by comitte. Devs have HR, investors, forced gender diversity, art is a one off piece and is uncompromising. Not taking about communism.
Michael Jackson bought the Beatles catalogue and licensed their songs out to adverts so he could make his own songs appear more special. McCartney says this himself but it's plain as day to me. You don't make your music available everywhere, it steals the magic if it's everywhere, that's why no Nintendo soundtracks streaming on YouTube. I'm sure nobody here will agree with me but look it up, McCartney knows what he's talking about.
I thought Zombi U has been off-line for years. I really like that game, must have played it 5 times and every time except the 1st there is a bot generated zombie that is supposed to be a dead real player. You loot real players zombie but because nobody plays it anymore you always get the same bot zombie before the apartment section. That bot generated zombie has so much ammo it breaks the game, that's why I remember it. Maybe that will disappear. Anyway that's a pretty boring story lol
@HeadPirate how do you play a fighting fantasy book with someone else? Also I'd be happy the creator took the time to do that for me, I definitely wouldn't hold a grudge
I'm playing through Returns now on series x. No bugs but the combat is too basic and the linearity is completely against a pen and paper rpg adaption. It's still very compelling, I'm tossing up quitting Returns so I can move on to Dragonfall. A 10 hour crpg isn't worth the effort imo
I really wanted to like DD after so much hype but I thought it was a very empty game. Also the levels of your characters and the enemies never matched, it was like Kingdoms of Amular, empty big world with no balance to anything
@jeresun you really think they analyse all the covers? It would be so much cheaper to not listen and rely on the algorithms that music companies have been using for years now. Do you think an employee actually seeks it out and not algorithms?
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Re: Feature: Nintendo eShop Selects - November 2023
Remember when "selects" where actual discounts. Nintendo are some of the tightest cheapskates in the biz
Re: Shinji Mikami And Hideki Kamiya Set To Host Talk On Careers And Future Plans
@Princess_Lilly he was the director of the thing you love so much, you think he is simultaneously the most beautiful artist AND scumbag. Sucks to be you
Re: Devolver Is Shooting Weird West: Definitive Edition Over To Switch
I finishes it on Gamepass, it's awesome but a little bare at times.
Re: Random: Bayonetta 3's Director Was Worried Hideki Kamiya Would Interfere
Maybe he should have because Bayo 3 is pretty bad compared to the other 2.
Re: Random: Fan's Minor-Key Nintendo Covers Put A Strange Twist On Classic Gaming Themes
Play a song on a piano in c major three keys lower and you've achieved the same thing. It's really not a big deal.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Pirates Called Out By Former NoA Boss Reggie
You guys suck, you're all just jealous. If a pre order arrives early let them play.
Re: Xenoblade Developer Monolith Soft Raises Staff Salaries Across The Company
I get raises of about 3% as a teacher. Lame
Re: Nintendo Wants Discord To Reveal Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Art Book Leaker
I look for leaks all the time, I've been searching for the upcoming Metallica album for a few weeks now. I guess I'm a bad guy.
Re: Hands On: Melon Journey: Bittersweet Memories Is Our Biggest PAX Surprise
Hands on the Melon Journey? Sounds sexy
Re: Random: YouTuber Spends Nearly $23K Buying Every 3DS & Wii U eShop Game
His video explaining the whole thing probably pays for all those games.
Re: Another Classic Fantasy ARPG Appears To Have Been Teased For Switch
50 hours for Gothic 1 is too high, but I got 100+ hours out of Gothic 2 NOTR. Amazing games that kind of feel like Ultima meets Ocarina of Time.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Bayonetta Origins: Cereza And The Lost Demon
I was playing Gobliins on my a500 mini just a few days ago, funny game. Still not buying this.
Re: Best Of 2022: Why Can't Nintendo Offer Both Virtual Console And Switch Online?
They are milking the classics dry. You won't see gamecube and wii games on switch nso, they will save those for switch 2 so they still don't have to compete with Sony, Microsoft and PC's.
Re: Bayonetta's OG Voice Actor Asks Fans To "Boycott" Third Game After PlatinumGames Wage Fallout
Good riddance, you don't like the deal you don't take it and end it there. But instead you go on a rant about nurses in a completely different country and then try and start a boycott? Ungrateful. You weren’t Bayonetta, the entire team created het and you just said what they told you to in your usual talking voice.
Re: Random: Luigi's Appearance In The Mario Movie Trailer Is Appropriately Spooky
Hopefully setting things up for a Luigi's Mansion movie but would it be a ghost busters parody or something new?
Re: Random: Jack Black Says Bowser Has "A Musical Side" In Mario Movie
I love how sometimes Bowser had Jack Black's likeness, wasn't expecting that
Re: The Shadowrun Trilogy Is Getting A Limited Run Physical Release On Switch
The 1st game is so simple it's not worth playing but the 2nd game I'd really cool. I'm playing on xbox and performance is perfect, not sure about the switch
Re: Feature: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Trailer Breakdown - Theories And Speculation
And they seriously should bring back Error, it's his time to shine again.
Re: Feature: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Trailer Breakdown - Theories And Speculation
The golden fauna and the big door remind me of elden ring. I hope totk has the enemy variety elden ring had.
Re: Hands On: The Witch Is Back - Bayonetta 3 Is Real, And We've Played It
I'm sick of the people who are sick of the people complaining about performance and hardware.
Re: Review: Splatoon 3 - The Pinnacle Of The Series And Switch's Slickest Shooter
@skadoom doesn't veritable militia of minutia mean genuine army of tedious minor details?
Re: New Report Alleges Sexual Harassment And Discrimination At Nintendo Of America
@SpaceboyScreams what were the remarks?
Re: New Report Alleges Sexual Harassment And Discrimination At Nintendo Of America
How do you comment on the color of someone's underwear unless they're walking around the office with the undies hanging out? When fans sexualise video game characters and talk about their waifus why aren't they being accused of sexual harassment? This story seems bogus
Re: Random: Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Player Travels The Map To Uncover A New Yiga Clan Secret
We're congratulating Nintendo for reusing character model?
Re: Retro 'Zeldavania' Infernax Has Been Updated On Switch, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Alright you don't have to redo the dungeons on casual if you die from the platforming. I only really died from the jumps and ended up quitting because I was sick of redoing the dungeons.
Re: Xbox 360 Action RPG 'Risen' Has Been Rated For Switch In Germany
I absolutely love this game!
Re: Hideki Kamiya: Nintendo Hasn't Ever Asked Platinum To Cover Up Bayonetta
@Dm9982 I'm a guitar teacher, if I'm hired to write an advert jingle it's not art. The supreme court classifies games as an art form for legal reasons. The word is meaningless if you use it that way.
Re: Hideki Kamiya: Nintendo Hasn't Ever Asked Platinum To Cover Up Bayonetta
@Dm9982 it's our game because we bought it. Games aren't art, they are mass produced products designed by comitte. Devs have HR, investors, forced gender diversity, art is a one off piece and is uncompromising. Not taking about communism.
Re: Hideki Kamiya: Nintendo Hasn't Ever Asked Platinum To Cover Up Bayonetta
@Dm9982 once we buy it it's OUR game
Re: Video: What Was Your First Video Game Ever?
Ultima 3, what a great game! Final Fantasy looked like Ultima but it was not even close to the awesomeness of Ultima.
Re: Random: Fake Nintendo Soundtracks Are Apparently Being Sold At Rip Off Prices
Michael Jackson bought the Beatles catalogue and licensed their songs out to adverts so he could make his own songs appear more special. McCartney says this himself but it's plain as day to me. You don't make your music available everywhere, it steals the magic if it's everywhere, that's why no Nintendo soundtracks streaming on YouTube. I'm sure nobody here will agree with me but look it up, McCartney knows what he's talking about.
Re: Bayonetta 3 Has A "Naive Angel Mode" For People Who Don't Want To See Bums
I played Bayo 1 and 2 many times never saw any nudity, do people pay any attention at all
Re: Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance 2 Launches On Switch Next Week
I like how they name the "secret" characters
Re: Ubisoft Closing Online Services For Three Wii U Titles This September
I thought Zombi U has been off-line for years. I really like that game, must have played it 5 times and every time except the 1st there is a bot generated zombie that is supposed to be a dead real player. You loot real players zombie but because nobody plays it anymore you always get the same bot zombie before the apartment section. That bot generated zombie has so much ammo it breaks the game, that's why I remember it. Maybe that will disappear. Anyway that's a pretty boring story lol
Re: Random: Artist Envisions A Luigi's Mansion Game Starring Waluigi
I think I rather him as luigi's sidekick. More fun the goouigi
Re: Rumour: Metroid Prime Remaster Apparently Lined Up For November, Prime 2 And 3 To Follow
Seems to me prime 1 a stand alone game and prime 2 and 3 in a double pack. Assuming they overhaul prime 1 more and only slight update prime 2 and 3.
Re: Rumour: Metroid Prime Remaster Apparently Lined Up For November, Prime 2 And 3 To Follow
I wouldn't buy it again but I hope they make combat more fun, the combat is the worst part of the series
Re: Review: Steve Jackson's Sorcery! - One Of Switch's Very Best Narrative Games
@HeadPirate your life story is extraordinarily nerdy
Re: Bobby Kotick Has Been Re-Elected To Activision Blizzard's Board Of Directors
@Slinkoy1 show me some evidence please
Re: Bobby Kotick Has Been Re-Elected To Activision Blizzard's Board Of Directors
So few people care about proving allegations, no need to hate until you have proof
Re: Review: Steve Jackson's Sorcery! - One Of Switch's Very Best Narrative Games
@HeadPirate how do you play a fighting fantasy book with someone else? Also I'd be happy the creator took the time to do that for me, I definitely wouldn't hold a grudge
Re: Review: Shadowrun Trilogy - A Fantastic Trio Utterly Let Down By Shoddy Ports
I'm playing through Returns now on series x. No bugs but the combat is too basic and the linearity is completely against a pen and paper rpg adaption. It's still very compelling, I'm tossing up quitting Returns so I can move on to Dragonfall. A 10 hour crpg isn't worth the effort imo
Re: Random: It's Been Five Years Since We've Heard Anything About Pikmin 4
Little kings story somewhat scratches the piking itch
Re: Capcom Has Officially Announced Dragon's Dogma II
I really wanted to like DD after so much hype but I thought it was a very empty game. Also the levels of your characters and the enemies never matched, it was like Kingdoms of Amular, empty big world with no balance to anything
Re: YouTuber Ends Metroid Prime Music Covers After Nintendo's Lawyers Call
@TheJujuman that's actually the point I've been making since my first comment about Napster
Re: YouTuber Ends Metroid Prime Music Covers After Nintendo's Lawyers Call
@jeresun you really think they analyse all the covers? It would be so much cheaper to not listen and rely on the algorithms that music companies have been using for years now. Do you think an employee actually seeks it out and not algorithms?
Re: YouTuber Ends Metroid Prime Music Covers After Nintendo's Lawyers Call
Removed
Re: YouTuber Ends Metroid Prime Music Covers After Nintendo's Lawyers Call
@-wc- yeah I am serious. What else is there to do at the theme park other than a single ride? Buy merchandise haha that's it
Re: YouTuber Ends Metroid Prime Music Covers After Nintendo's Lawyers Call
@-wc- Yeah they are only more successful than ever
Re: YouTuber Ends Metroid Prime Music Covers After Nintendo's Lawyers Call
@-wc- And if you could learn how to cook the food at the cafe from a youtube video you have even less reason to